WHY didn't one of you tell me what was about to happen?! Not cool, ladies. Not cool.* I have to do all these boring things now, like "take it easy" and "relax" for the next few days. But my foster mom says I'm healing well and doing a really good job of not "messing with my junk", so she says I'll be back to my normal happy self in no time.
*You all have a lot of explaining to do. YOU may have not like my hairy wrinkly balls, but I did. I liked them very much.